Csema tysh ed! Csema un E piemt y pusp uv csemehk! Cseeeeeema!

...yht ymcu, CSEMA.

So yes~! SMILE! Gippal's penis is still small! EVERYONE IS BETTER THAN THAT.

<3

Huf du vekina uid ruf du myht so kenm uh dryd buehdo-raytat vnayg uv hydina...

[voice post]
[filtered from Rikku, Gippal, and Nhadala]

Mm... hello? Is the man with silver hair and white wings around? From the forest, last night? I hope you're okay, mister... uhm, I think... missusstersss...? Tysh yhtnukoho.
[/end filter]

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[voice post]
I have a mission.

This mission lasts for as long as I am a horse.

One: I will be as drunk as I can be the whole time.

Two: I will make Gippal bleed from every hole in his body.

If anyone can aid me in this, I will let you pet me.

That is all.

[voice post] the edit

NHADALA WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW? I'M A GIRLHORSE!